2007 Diet of the Year?

[SwampWoman]

I see that the Google Ads want us to learn Chinese weight loss secrets. I thought that could be summarized in three words: Not enough food.

[Robert D]

You'd think people would catch on to that fact by now.

[Robert D]

the only diet that has ever worked for me is Atkins. Which reminds me, since Mrs. D won't be home for quite some time yet......well maybe a New Years Resolution.

[SwampWoman]

*Sigh*. Yeah, me too. Guess we'll be low-carbing as soon as the pie is all gone.

[SwampWoman]

Maybe we should have a contest on how well we can resist temptation....except I don't do resisting all that well.

[SwampWoman]

Guess we COULD make this into a diet blog (how I lost 300 lbs. eating bacon and eggs) since it appears that this is now our own private little playground pen.

[Robert D]

Isn't that the greatest diet ever? I do need to get rid of a few temptations myself though. Like the 25 lbs of local grown Red potatoes, and really that is about it. Yes it has become our little playpen.....are our diapers full or something?

[Robert D]

I do have one more big dinner though. Christmas dinner had to be put of this year and Mrs.D isn't coming home until the 8th. Ham....hhhmmmm......but I do love pork, so the diet can go on anyway.
Ya know, if the muslims could just eat bacon, they wouldn't be near as angry.

[SwampWoman]

Ain't THAT the truth. I have a bunch of pork tamales in the freezer that we may be forced to eat tomorrow.

[SwampWoman]

For me, it is a very difficult diet. Very, very difficult, as I'm a carb eater and protein, not so much.

[Robert D]

If I can get through the two week induction I'm good to go.

[SwampWoman]

Gaaaah. No bread, no potatoes, no grits, no rice, no SUGAR. Sweet tea just ain't the same without sugar.

[Robert D]

Have you tried Splenda? sweeter than sugar........and you have to give up something, that's why it's a diet. But look on the bright side, meat, eggs, cheese, fish, real butter, mayo........and lose weight and it really does lower cholesterol etc. Do I sound like a commercial? (sorry)